whip out your blackberriestexts from washingtonTumblr (3.0; @textsfromwashington)http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/texts from washington (304): Only Jon could get an entire...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c804582fb744b9a28754f5632789a6/tumblr_mgdh6dzbop1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(304): Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant “Ride! Jon! Home!” to get a girl in bed.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/40120298346http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/40120298346Wed, 09 Jan 2013 17:02:54 -0500texts from washingtonjon stewartbarack obamatexts from washington (610): There two guys dressed as FEMA...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctminphTI1rwjekuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote>(610): There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say “Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division”</blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34770117323http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34770117323Thu, 01 Nov 2012 14:11:11 -0400texts from washingtontflnpaul ryanmitt romneytexts from washington (358): I don’t think I even want to...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mca1fie5lJ1rwjekuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote>(358): I don’t think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.</blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34082065926http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34082065926Mon, 22 Oct 2012 00:21:18 -0400texts from washingtonmichelle obamarahm emanueltexts from washington (515): It’s blow job season.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9zgvZ1R71rwjekuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote>(515): It’s blow job season.</blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34079840903http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/34079840903Sun, 21 Oct 2012 23:38:55 -0400texts from washingtonfox newsunemployment ratejobsmichele bachmannyoloI would like to apologize for the lack of updates. All three of us are swamped with school and the...<p>I would like to apologize for the lack of updates. All three of us are swamped with school and the election. However, if you submit us texts or pictures or both, we&#8217;d be happy to create something for you!</p>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33738102059http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33738102059Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:50:24 -0400texts from washington (270): him being a republican bothered me...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp523Tvb01rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(270): him being a republican bothered me way more than his coke problem.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33448858018http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33448858018Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:57:52 -0400texts from washingtonMitch McConnelltexts from washington (614): We just shotgunned beers for...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp4w3Xdn61rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(614): We just shotgunned beers for America</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33383237963http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33383237963Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:56:37 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamaJoe Bidentexts from washington (336): christmas break will be like the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbngu2hhOF1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(336): christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33317897882http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33317897882Wed, 10 Oct 2012 17:01:29 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamaMichelle Obamaoprah winfreytexts from washington (615): Girl, that was the last night of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbft1lX4Ed1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(615): Girl, that was the last night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33250951097http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33250951097Tue, 09 Oct 2012 16:51:57 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamatexts from washington (616): Romney sounds like a middle school...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfdy3aFu71rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(616): Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33183364577http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33183364577Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:00:58 -0400texts from washingtonmitt romneytexts from washington (832): Texas State Troopers call you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfdtihWr11rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(832): Texas State Troopers call you ma’am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you’ve puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33110312210http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33110312210Sun, 07 Oct 2012 16:59:17 -0400texts from washingtonRick Perrytexts from washington (724): The only explanation I can think...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbc60zDKc01rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(724): The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power and makes me laugh with malicious intent.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33031432712http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/33031432712Sat, 06 Oct 2012 16:49:56 -0400texts from washingtonmitt romneyPaul Ryantexts from washington (650): Drinking vodka straight from my...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfdliGvxh1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(650): Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.</p> </blockquote> <p>Credits to <a href="http://heroesandtragedies.tumblr.com/">Amy</a></p>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32958259087http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32958259087Fri, 05 Oct 2012 16:59:54 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamamitt romneytexts from washington (414): we passed out in our seats at the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbadw7Ekow1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(414): we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3 innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32891469309http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32891469309Thu, 04 Oct 2012 16:57:59 -0400texts from washingtonGeorge W BushGeorge HW Bushtexts from washington (434): Cops on bikes. I think I can...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbadl4TVGy1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(434): Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32824237828http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32824237828Wed, 03 Oct 2012 16:58:37 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamatexts from washington (801): You know I’m really starting...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8emb4GpM1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(801): You know I’m really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32755382767http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32755382767Tue, 02 Oct 2012 17:00:45 -0400texts from washingtonRahm Emanueltexts from washington (609): I wonder if Barack Obama has ever...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6hjkFE2G1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(609): I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32687197983http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32687197983Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:56:47 -0400texts from washingtonbarack obamatexts from washington (914): We just all danced like dinosaurs...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2wmoPdiR1rwjekuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(914): We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32620996351http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32620996351Sun, 30 Sep 2012 17:00:03 -0400texts from washingtonJohn McCaintexts from washington (716): I’d recommend you leave that...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2s33Xumd1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(716): I’d recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I’d start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.</p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32545648073http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32545648073Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:55:28 -0400texts from washingtonSarah Palintexts from washington (517): I swear that when we jog in the...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maylnzYqfJ1rwjekuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>texts from washington</strong></p> <blockquote> <p>(517): <span>I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs</span></p> </blockquote>http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32475464249http://textsfromwashington.tumblr.com/post/32475464249Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:59:01 -0400texts from washingtonbill clintonal gore